Can't see anything.

Call of Foodies

I can't think of a single reason why they shouldn't be arrested the moment they show up in Chicage. Traitors and criminals, the lot of them.

Blart Brigade

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These people look like uniformed ICE targets.

Guess the local stores already ran out of crayons

First thing they do is order a liter of cola each

All this after Trump saying he doesn't want fat troops

Judging from their bellies this is Meal Team 6?

Didn't trump say "no fatties in the army"?

It's sad how far the military standards have fallen over the last couple of decades. On the upside with shit cardio, these fat boys shouldn't be challenging to evade.

They're following an illegal order.

We're a tool using species. Fat fingers can pull a trigger just the same as non-fat fingers (unless they are exceptionally fat, sure I'll give you that one).

Drunken Pete: don’t be fat

The national guard: ^^^

First strategic stop: Chick-fil-A

I’m sure the people of Chicago will take every opportunity to thank them for their service.

They’re unstoppable on their shop-mobility scooters.

It’s humorous to see following that ridiculous meeting of the generals last week.

If this picture is accurate, Texas has a 80% obesity rate.

What do Texans do when someone trespasses on their property?

Do we have verification of this photo? Also, I thought digi-cam fatigues were out nowadays since they're less effective than old-school camouflage.

Besides which, national guard don't usually get to choose their deployment. They're in Chicago, I assume, to pick up litter and guard federal buildings at the pleasure of their civilian commanders (up to the limits of what they're legally allowed to do). They're contemptable once they follow illegal orders and engage in state violence.

And these fucking pukes get m4's?

I was active combat duty for a year, getting shot at DAILY and I had to suck it up and try to fucking kajigger a full size fucking garbage ass m16 out the fucking hatch to return fire

Fuck everything about this

Woah, those McDonalds in Chicago must feel really safe now

Why are these fat boys coming out of a moving truck?

Tell me this is a joke? I am not the most fit fellow but I am an Olympic athlete compared to these guys...

So, these guys coild do the funniest thing ever and just every time theyre given an order to protect ice, get distracted by street food. Play up the 'sorry I'm too fat to do my job, even when my job is just to stand there' card against hegseth.

They won't, but thry could. We all know Chicago is delicious.