Me: I should meet people, make friends, and join a community!
Also me, when given the chance to attend an event or talk to a stranger:

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Me: I should meet people, make friends, and join a community!
Also me, when given the chance to attend an event or talk to a stranger:

I'd rather kill myself than accepting Tinders privacy policy.
Wear a sign around your neck that says single and stick a couple of hundos down your trousers and attend a mixer. You'll be the life of the party
Perhaps I should actually get involved in my community
Doesn't help.
I'm in this picture and I don't like it but I'm also not willing to change because that would be too uncomfortable
Me trying to meet the right person only going out after midnight and giving everyone I meet a false name.
Same. After meeting the wrong people and investing so much in failing and becoming older, the idea of even trying seems more than painful. I’m stable, if lonely.