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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 126 points 10 months ago (3 children)

He died of "natural causes" at age 55.

Okay.

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago

Well, naturally he'd die after eating 9 tons of metal.

Obviously murdered.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 94 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I don’t know how he did it. I’ve tried to grind up a little bit of airplane into my meals each day, but every time I even touch the fuel tank it gives me horrible, terrible gas.

Same thing with the windshield, just have never been too fond of seefood.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

The real problem is the taste is too plain, you just have to season it properly.

[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That last pun almost flew right over my head.

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Plane puns are easy. You can just wing it.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Though sometimes it gets too boering and you crash and burn

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Also if you grind up a Zippo and sprinkle it on top, it'll make the meal just a little bit lighter.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

I mean in all seriousness I don't know how you'd eat a plane without consuming 3.2 baby boomer brain's worth of TEL.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Just emply the gas from the tank!

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

About the gas, just ask an expert:

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I guess if you like wings.

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 21 points 10 months ago

World record for the largest wings ever eaten was a missed opportunity.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I remember this guy on TV, we used to have a lot of weird shows like "That's Incredible!" and "Ripley's Believe it or Not!" watching this guy eat a fuckin' airplane. I kept wondering how his teeth & digestive system handled it. Now I'm an adult and I also wonder what his psychological problems were. Where did his parents & schools & friends & loved ones fail him?

[–] Gaboose@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Another one was, “real people.” I watched a 10-year-old girl lift a car on that show. Pretty sure I saw this dude eat a bike on there too

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dude I fucking miss those shows though. It's not the same experience if it isn't a show you like, come across randomly, and sit down on the couch for an hour with commercial breaks

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah those were really good shows. I wonder why we don't have shows like that anymore, they would do great. Everybody loves that kind of subject content.

[–] Oberyn@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I also wonder what his psychological problems were. Where did his parents & schools & friends & loved ones fail him?

Some times peops just do it for the love of the game . Always consider that possibility

[–] Gaboose@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

My mom used to pretend she ran a parody version of one of those shows. It was called “that’s disgusting!“

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Flashbacks to reading the Guinness Book of World Records in elementary school.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

You watch Real People too?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 27 points 10 months ago

I will never love any food as much as this guy loved not-food.

[–] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The Wikipedia article isn't very informative.

For example it mentions that the guy had strong stomach acids to "digest" that stuff.

I highly doubt he could digest metal.

Also how did he shit all that stuff?

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The same way you shit out corn

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

Except that he heard a ding when it hit the bottom

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I would have been more impressed had the plane been reassembled after he ate it.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also, how did he CHEW that stuff? And by chew, I mean make sure it fits in his mouth AND doesn't cut through his pink parts.

[–] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The article "explains" that too and it's another point where I call bullshit.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I didn't expect it to be included, so I didn't even check out the article - apparently it's not 2GB of text, and it was indeed easy to find - thanks!

Doctors determined that Lotito also had a thick lining in his stomach and intestines which allowed his consumption of sharp metal without suffering injury.

Wow, now we're both calling bullshit. Thick lining, my ass has thick lining.

[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Died of Natural Causes at 55. Like what, perforated intestines?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 10 months ago

Or heavy metal poisoning

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just one more wafer thin mint, monsieur.

[–] trebor8201@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Ah fack off I'm full

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Lotito holds the record for the "strangest diet" in the Guinness Book of Records. He was awarded a plaque, made of brass, by the publishers to commemorate his abilities. He ate his award.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

His wife, however, complained that his bathroom visits were violent. One story says the metal came out so forcefully it chipped their porcelain toilet.

Monsieur Chiertout

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Was the Guinness award plaque he ate for eating random metal… and should he get another award for eating the award? 🧐

[–] PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Tarrare: PATHETIC

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Man, the French will eat anything

[–] oji@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

Eh, I ate a trapper keeper in elementary school.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

Still less impressive than eating British food

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 4 points 10 months ago

The original shoenice

[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago

I remember that he (or someone pretending to be him) was in an and for Sensodyne toothpaste.