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[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

All of that seems correct, except WWII was actually before the Hamburg flood of 1962. Also, Germany doesn't have any Bass Pro Shops either, so there are in fact no pyramids.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that what drowned the giants?

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely. I was born after 1962 and have never met a giant.

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My family was around for generations before 1962, and we have stories passed down of the time of the giants, when coke had cocaine and you could buy a hot dog for a nickel get change.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago

Back when I was a kid there were lots of giants around. Then as time passed they shrank to more manageable sizes. Now there are lots of little people around instead, I suspect they're gnomes.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is possibly the least logical thing I have ever read in my life

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stick around this community for a while...

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I’ve been here a while, lol

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Every breath you take, i'll be watching you

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is it just me who cannot read these things at all? It's just word salad.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I get what they're going for sometimes. This time? The image I posted was basically my reaction.

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

it's all about Da MEAT

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 12 points 1 year ago

Presumably one of the meat models.

[–] kaboom36@ani.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone says that every time I post one of these. I don't think there are that many satirists.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Satirists and comedians HATE this one trick!"

Posting your utterly insane and deranged thoughts on the internet

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I liked it better when it was chain emails and i could filter grandma's emails.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The messed up part is that Facebook actively pushes this garbage. I use Meta for work/networking, and I have this stuff on my page all the time. You can't block it because there's so much. You can't report it; the Facebook reply is basically, "no, nothing wrong here. It's supposed to be like that."

[–] shig@misanthropolis.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

@Flying Squid I have no trouble believing that academia scientists are baffled. Everything else is up for grabs.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Arby's is ~~sentient~~.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I think that's just an 8 year-old