this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2025
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[–] basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In response to everybody's suggestions in the comments:

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ah yes, as an average people my favorite hobby is... checks hand ...Job.

[–] Zulu@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

You know it! Rich people love working their three jobs to make yacht ends meet. Always working and never getting a vacation, just so busy! If they lost one of their jobs, they'd be SO bored. Theyd have to find another hobby job!

[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Should just black bar all the words on the bottom and write "pedophilia" over them.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

gym

taking grey market steroids and lecturing visibly more athletic gym members on form and technique

Knowledge

believing hallucinations from chatgpt and buying meme cryptocurrency

investing in mentors

buying a $1000 online course that teaches basic repackaged self-help

business

stealing the surplus labour value of workers

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago

Average People Hobbies: Culture War

Rich People Hobbies: Class War

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

guys wtf this is literally what a shitpost is

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That thinking is what turned Reddit's shitposting into dog whistle central.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't tell me someone became a nazi because they saw that having a fucking job is a poor person's way of thinking. By this logic we should ban parody, which this post obviously is. But if this really was the case I would much rather ban stupid people from the internet who think they should take their moral values from posts like these.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

This smells like Fb post from 2018, posted by people who barely there while working as an MLM agent.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 4 points 2 months ago

You forgot golf

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 4 points 2 months ago

I like how Lemmy just shows you these cringe, downvoted to the ground post to laugh at the dude who posted it.

[–] QueenOfSquiggles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I misread one as "invest in minors"

Might be more accurate lol

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You forgot drugs and alcohol

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

This should have been posted to the rage bait community instead