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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

The blessed in the heavenly kingdom will see the torment of the dammed so that they may even more thoroughly enjoy their blessedness.

-Thomas Aquinas proving that even way back in the 13th Century that Christianity love and mercy are coded hate and revenge.

[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 21 points 2 months ago

Do you still have internet up there?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's a JW guy in my work, and I asked him about the second coming, how they believe Jesus will come back and will take 144000 of the JWs to rule in heaven. I asked what would happen to the millions of the rest of the JWs. He said they'd get to rule on earth.

Wild. All that dogma for basically a bit of power.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

All that dogma for basically a bit of power.

all that dogma for the opportunity of a bit of power, once god intervenes.

they have to know they're suckers.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Great Tribulation of Immense Suffering

I thought we were already doing that.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

🎵This is the suffering that never ends.

It just goes on and on my friends.🎵

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Some people started screaming not knowing what it was.

And they'll continue screaming forever just because

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh boy. What cult nonsense am I out of the loop with this time? 😂

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Rapture was the 23rd-24th. Sorry, it looks like you’re stuck here with the rest of us degenerates.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I’m so fine with all religions being sandblasted off this planet.

What they’re still here with us? It’s all made up lies to control the uneducated ignorant masses? It’s all been a cover for pedos?

Yeah that checks out.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh boy now they think is "happening"? What's their reasoning?

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No clue. But I think it has something to do with Israelis blowing trumpets and burning cows in Israel.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I googled it seems one guy in South Africa dreamed "there will be no 2026 fifa world cup cause the rapture happens on 23 24 sept 2025"... Lol...

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

Even better

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I support the idea that the Rapture did indeed happen, but only like 5 people on Earth were good enough Christians to be taken so no one else noticed.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Straight to hell

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

A good christian would probably be in jail.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Neh, that gives too much credibility to their delusional narrative.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've been busy tribulating did I miss the rapture?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

is that what the kids call it these days

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

goddamn imagine the detachment from reality it takes to make this graphic. and they're so fucking gleeful, haha we get raptured you get immense suffering, haha.

they have the emotional intelligence level of a sadistic toddler and they're happy to illustrate it to everyone.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's a good time to be there for those buddies who totally thought they were on the invite list but here they are.

It's okay, dude, we'll have our own party! With blackjack and hookers!

I had half a mind to tell them oh yeah, it totally happened! 17 thousand missing persons in Mississippi! Another 12k in Nebraska. Check your county rapture count website to see if it's come locally.

They'll have to come to terms that they're one of us now, but they were one of us before.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Thanos didn't snap, he raptured half everybody

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago