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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 155 points 1 year ago (4 children)

People are starving on this planet (purposefully!) and somehow a piracy platform from 25 year ago, known for being shit, which pivoted to the scammy world of NFTs, somehow still exists and has enough money to buy the scam festival?

Guys, enough. How did I die, and what am I accused of that holds me to this circle of hell?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 73 points 1 year ago

Ah you finally got it, congrats! We knew it would become too ridiculous to believe at some point, but I'm glad we got this far. You still bought some insane shit (Kanye running for President, Kissinger getting the Nobel peace prize, Israel committing a holocaust, Oasis getting together again, people buying monkey JPEGs for millions of dollars...). Come on, nothing in this list is even remotely believable.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 13 points 1 year ago

Does seem suspiciously like some form of Hell or Demiurge flawed reality.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least anyone who profited from NFTs did so by taking money from selfish idiots.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Fyre Festival took money from wannabe “influencers”, sooo… same thing I guess

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Guys, enough. How did I die, and what am I accused of that holds me to this circle of hell?

Jason figured it out? Jason? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The...

The piracy software?

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

iirc the original ~~copywrite~~ trademark (thanks ripcord) either expired or got purchased, but it's just being used as an NFT platform or something now

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Trademark, not copyright.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

They should check what trademarks Apple has allowed to elapse, I could see myself attending a festival called FyreWire.

[–] Armpitbagette@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

I mean who wouldn't want them back? I for one think about Limwire all time... just thinking - wouldn't it be great if Limewire would just launch some new stuff, maybe sell some colourful shoes, open a lime themed restaurant or maybe even become a hedge fund. Yeah, that would be just great.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

We like to think of it as a community platform.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

TIL Limewire still exists.

So much malware.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It has nothing to do with the original AFAIK, it’s some crypto project now.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"end-to-end encrypted, AI-powered file sharing platform"

Wut?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 26 points 1 year ago

They actually acquired Fyre.Festival.exe. Explorer just doesn’t show the extension by default.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Instead of most people going home with a virus, now everybody is going home with a virus and their names on an FBI watchlist.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you get to listen to the music for free, but you’re definitely coming home with a virus.

not me i brought my antivirus

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 19 points 1 year ago

I wish them all the success they deserve.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alternative headline: Digital virus distributor shifts to human virus distribution

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure that it's an AI platform with a sprinkle of crypto now.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago

"You might remember us as the software that gave your computer a virus, now we can give your body a virus."

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Limewire acquires fyre festival

Was there anything to acquire? There never was anything but a name

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

Same goes for Limewire.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fictional quote:

look, we've been experts at distributing viruses to people wanting to listen to music for decades

We just figured, why not try it IRL?

After seeing what happened with covid, we think there's a lot of promise in the distribution of viruses at physical music festivals too.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they buy the name and bring in actually competent people to run it the infamy of the name would bring a lot of attention.

[–] oleorun@lemmy.fan 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They could get sponsors too - that would really whip the llama's ass. Bonsai Buddy trading cards. Gator Wallet crypto tent. Dog Park sponsored by Dogpile and Pets.com. Jeeves posted at strategic locations for guest assistance. (A)lta(V)ista AV jam sessions.

Fuck I miss the mid 90s

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

With Zombo Festival, anything is possible.

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Welcome... to Zombocom.

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Match made in heaven.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wait Limewire does NFTs now?

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's just a grifter that acquired the limewire logo rights and made a shitcoin out of it

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

only one? are they a loser or something? i coulda made like, two shitcoins out of it this morning. LCoin and LCoinPro. i didn't even have to think about it. and if you buy LCoin and you're smart, you can figure out a way to get LCoinPro (hint it's giving me more money) its like they aren't putting any thought into their scams.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[Releases frostwire.png non-NFT for everybody to use]

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wait, Limewire still exists? I haven't heard that name in at least 15-20 years...

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm not sure what limewire is, and I have no idea what that festival is... so, good job everyone (just in case)!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Limewire used to be a p2p file sharing platform ages ago, now the name is used for some crypto project. Probably a scam.

Fyre festival was the disaster music festival on an island where the artists didn’t show up, the villas were actually FEMA tents and food was shite. The guy who organised it went to jail. Proper scam.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, at least it can't get any worse.

(to the faint echo of "hold my beer" coming from Limewire's direction, probably)

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[–] rigatti@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There was a really entertaining documentary on Netflix about the original festival. Highly recommend watching it, there are some real gems in some of the interviews.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the pointer,I'll look for it.

[–] anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"and there I was, ready to suck his dick"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Limewire they mention I can only assume it's the old Napster clone that was commonly used for piracy before the age of BitTorrent.

The festival was basically a scam. People paid a lotta money for some super elaborate fancy party and got essentially nothing and were, understandably, pissed.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't need to read the article. They runied sharedrop.io and I'll never forgive them for that

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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No mention of the price?

Last I saw, the guy was asking for like 100k for the rights, or someone like that.

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