He was trans-sported
this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2025
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I hope all trans Uber drivers call themselves The Trans-porter.
My ex-cousin's brother's uncle heard he listens to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra at Christmas
I mean, they are hugely pop popular in Utah, so almost certain he went. He probably didn't even need a trans-lation
🤘🤘🤘
He drove a Trans-Am
He grew up watching trans-formers
If this isn't indoctrination I don't know what is.
Hey! I loved the go-bots!
He also hates trans fats.
According to Fox News he loved fat trans.
his phone was a trans-ceiver
I mean... technically
This narrative is trans-parent
I heard he recently made a trans-action at the store.
He once drove on the Trans-Canada highway
His favourite vampire lived in Trans-ylvania
BREAKING - A receipt from Midas was found in Tyler Robinson's glove box with a hand written note about some kind of Trans Mission. More on this important story as it develops.
He used to play with his grandpas trans set
Every time I have a trans uber driver I either lose my oenis or get a new one. It's gotta stop.
snip snap, snip snap
snap-on, snap-off
Its crazy what people leave behind on those things.
This family took trans-atlantic flights I hear.
Guys I found shocking info.
His professor asked the students to transfer the assignments through the internet. OMG THIS WOKENESS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! 😡😡😡
1,000% pinko commie socialist libtard!
BREAKING - A private investigator hired by JD Vance has uncovered evidence that Tyler Robinson very likely encountered a trans person on multiple occasions while playing online video games. More on this important story as it develops.
he was on a trans-ATLANTIC flight before. he used to work with trans-genic mice.