"38 per cent of Gen Z polled in a recent survey expressed a desire to have designated spaces for hookups and self-love at work."
"Here's the Stanton file, boss. So glad we could tie things off in time. Sandra from marketing and I are going to go pound each other black and blue in the fuck room to let off some steam, I'll probably have a quick beat-off session in the masturbatorial later too if you'd like to watch"