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[–] mtpender@piefed.social 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gotta get through Spooktober first...

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We don't really celebrate that here, so I can already buy tasty christmas treats. I'm trying to lose weight, though ...

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You don't, but I do, and so does the Spooktober instance.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I worked in the mall during Christmas and now anytime this comes on I get tinnitus and start seeing flashbacks of long lines of angry customers.

[–] Buffman@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All I want for Christmas is Wham!

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That was so last Christmas.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Don't say that name. We're going to hear it enough it December. Let us have peace for now.

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

I'll personally put Sabaton's Christmas Truce on repeat.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, we've begun the rituals, no we're not happy about it either, but it must be done to appease the beast

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

The grocery store I go to got all the Christmas baked goods and shit ready over a week ago -_-

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago