Why inject heroin when you can inject Alfredo sauce straight into the vein.
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One will kill you every time, the other will show you a very brief good time first before ruining the rest of your life.
Sounds like it’s Alfredo into the veins.
Naloxone, sold under the brand name Narcan among others, is an opioid antagonist, a medication used to reverse or reduce the effects of opioids. For example, it is used to restore breathing after an opioid overdose.
"When you're here, you're overdosing."
It doesn't waste anybody's time that's why I love this slogan
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All I could think about is that US state rep recently saying he turned to Jesus in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. It all makes so much sense now…
Turning to Jesus in a Cracker Barrel parking-lot sounds oddly similar to sucking dick behind a 7-11....
...just sayin'
What's the context?
Pretty sure the context was "at Olive Garden"
Presumably, man got narcanned at Olive Garden.
That’s hilarious
I’m pretty sure that’s a babies head 🧐