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#p*rnsober (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago

Those eyes

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fair play. Bit of a strange thing to put on LinkedIn though

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

He's selling rehab services... It's the old "I'm not only the owner, I'm also a client" selling angle.

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

a better listener

Man, I hate jerking off so much that I literally can't hear women. Abstinence has really improved my checkout time at Albertsons.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

No fun! Only work!

[–] vane@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

[–] Prikkeres@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

Now where’s the “I don’t believe you” gif?

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

He definitely looks like a man who is afraid to touch himself

[–] int32@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

#pornsober, no delf-censorship. I'm against porn and all censorship!

[–] Preventer79@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Needs more screenshot. At least show the downvotes on one of them so I can know what to think.