Speaking as a pizza guy, we know and don't care. I'm not here to judge you for your order or how haggard you look when you open the door. I only judge you based on how well you tip for the service I provide. My store has several regular customers who essentially use us for meal prep and order enough food to last a week. I couldn't care less about how much you order or how many people you're feeding. If you're not a shitty customer, you'll likely be forgotten as soon as I'm on my next delivery.
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2025
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I always wanted to be a delivery man. If they invite me and I get to play with their console and eat some of the food.
I make my own pizza so no one needs to know how many people are or are not eating them.
But why does it always come with a doughnut hole in the middle?