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[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Speaking as a pizza guy, we know and don't care. I'm not here to judge you for your order or how haggard you look when you open the door. I only judge you based on how well you tip for the service I provide. My store has several regular customers who essentially use us for meal prep and order enough food to last a week. I couldn't care less about how much you order or how many people you're feeding. If you're not a shitty customer, you'll likely be forgotten as soon as I'm on my next delivery.

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I always wanted to be a delivery man. If they invite me and I get to play with their console and eat some of the food.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

I make my own pizza so no one needs to know how many people are or are not eating them.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

But why does it always come with a doughnut hole in the middle?

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