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submitted 3 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] bookmeat@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Are they jerking off the orcas? 🙂

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

The orca is not going to be able to hold a fleshlight with those short flippers after all.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

yea the staff do it.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Offbeat, or beatoff, amirite?

[–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Ugh, they need to turn them loose into the ocean.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

🎶Hold me, like the river Jordan!🎵