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[–] idntknow@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Rapidly growing more expensive than cocaine.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Beef going through the roof

[–] proti@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If your beef starts walking away through the holes in your roof I think it's a sign...

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Sick band name

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Well the cartel did get in on the avocado game

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro is poor again due to an unexpected customs bill

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Thanks to a recent social media post, we have been made aware that you should be taxed at a corporate rate given the quantity of items purchased. We have sent you an invoice for the amount owed."

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Corporate rate

Awesome! zero taxes paid.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'mma go grab my VAT refunds on my groceries now lmao

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It really depends on where you are. Close to where they are farmed? Hella cheap. A grocery store far removed from the supply source? Pretty expensive.

Shit, where I live there is a grocery store across the street, and then 2-3 blocks down in the opposite direction is a produce stand and pick your own strawberry field. Avacados are a little over $4 per fruit at the grocery store; I can get 10 for $1 at the produce stand.

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oh wow. I guess I didn’t factor that in. I live in New England, and pay between 3-6 dollars per bag. They’re super cheap at target of all places. I usually avoid aldi because they are close to ripe and I like to plan them. When I buy them, I usually get several days out of them.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

fr theyr'e like a buck a piece up here in Ontario. two bucks for the big singles

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how much are they where u live?

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

$3-6 a bag depending on where I go. Enough for a couple days of guac, and several toasts.

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

Does he own the company now?

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

We gonna be renting out avacados as status symbols like we used to do with pineapples before refrigeration

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Toast that shit. Jeebus.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Burned by the fire.

Oof, all hass

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago