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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 154 points 3 months ago (2 children)

they clack together two halves of split open coconuts to confuse the enemy

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Where'd they get the coconuts?

[–] voodoocode@feddit.org 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A swallow could've carried it

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 months ago

Ah, but African swallows are non-migratory

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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

holy shit 6 legged bovine thing

[–] shoop@lemmy.ca 110 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Maybe they Naruto run while galloping

[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 60 points 3 months ago (16 children)
[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

That is absolute nightmare fuel. This image alone is enough reason to ban ai.

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[–] ericatty@infosec.pub 10 points 3 months ago

Immediately what came to mind. It's gotta be this.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 76 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They hold a polearm. Always.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 56 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Finally the correct answers have arrived

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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 75 points 3 months ago (2 children)

With the whole upper half bobbing up/down like a horse nodding it's head while it runs.

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

By that description, I imagine a centaur walking like a chicken.

It's my failure, not yours.

I might need to make chicken-centaurs in my game. Comical at first until you realize they're raptors.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

oh no not a 4 legged, hooved, larger utahraptor

does the horse part have fur and the raptor part have feathers or does one of them just take over the other?

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hold a shield and spear or somethin like that maybe?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So you think centaurs are always going to fight someone? That's racist.

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think, canonically, they're always going to rape someone.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 14 points 3 months ago

That's rapist.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah nonono, thats just their sense of fashion. Both are actually made out of cardboard and they take great pride in the intricate ways that they paint them.

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[–] Thoath@leminal.space 42 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 months ago

One hand scrolls through tiktok and the other holds an iced coffee, just like humans do while driving a car.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 29 points 3 months ago

They shoot you with their bow.

[–] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They cross their arms since they also don't know what to do with them.

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

They place them majestically on their hips, as if they're the captain of a boat.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"HMS Centaur, coming through!"

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago
[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 23 points 3 months ago

Does no one watch Xena anymore?

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 22 points 3 months ago

Naruto run.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

they actually just bend down and use the human arms to help walk (more legs = faster, since less time without touching ground, more time propelling themselves forward)

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 3 months ago

Just windmilling their fists like wrecking balls.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Random, but I've just now realised centaurs can't shake hands with the milkman.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

If you'd imagine how much something like a centaur would need to eat, they'd probably carry snacks.

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In all the media I've seen the arms basically just stay in place, half bent.

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago (7 children)

This is just another reminder how weird a centaur is as a concept. Vertebrates don't have more than 4 limbs. Land vertebrates mostly have 4 legs, but the structure of their forelegs is very similar to human arms and wrists. Bats have wings, but their wings are basically arms with a membrane of skin between the bones. Even a Naga (human / snake hybrid) makes more sense than a centaur.

Also, think how unbalanced a centaur would be. Instead of a trunk that merely has to support a neck and a head, a centaur has to support a full half-human right at the front of its body. That would shift the centre of mass way forward, so most of the weight would be on the middle limbs. That would affect its ability to gallop, because in a gallop most of the running power of a horse comes from the back legs. If the back legs are almost completely unloaded because all the weight is at the front, the back legs wouldn't be able to push with much force.

A more realistic centaur would have the trunk weight shifted backwards, so instead of having a human torso replacing its neck and head, it would be like a rider on a horse but without the rider's legs or the horse's head.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I would be holding on to my dick and balls so they don't smack me in the asshole every gallop.

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

"Humans can't run, what would they do with their arms?"

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[–] witten@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

They hold the reins.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

They do the Choo Choo train with their arms.

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