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Five-star-ratings everywhere (lemmy.zip)

submitted 3 months ago by MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip to c/memes@lemmy.world

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The race may already be lost, but still.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Timely delivery of my 1972 Volkswagon clutch plates, will order again

Sir, this is a USB cable...

[–] Jordan117@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not everywhere! This fucks over anybody who depends on ratings for job evals.

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

It's made by people who've never had to do customer support.

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I just don't provide ratings. You shouldn't either. Reviewing is a job. Some people are professional reviewers. Don't do free labor for corporations. Do not rate products or services.

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[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago

my rating system is relative… 5 stars? only if i think its worth it… a star less that its score means i dont think it deserved that score (even for 3s etc); a star more, i think it deserved more… generally wont go less than 2 stars less unless they really deserved it

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

What if the company pays a bot farm to give 5 star ratings to everything?

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So for the instead rating, what would a dildo server under when only 2 stars? Like what would people try to even put down at that point?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Dildo shared your usage data. 1 stars would be it electrocuted or poisoned you.

[–] supermurs@kbin.earth -1 points 3 months ago

I never give five stars, there is always room for improvement.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world -4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not giving 5 stars unless I get a free blowjob with my order.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

Ahh...but the blowjob is just rolled into the cost of the rest of the order. No such thing as a free blowjob.

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