Green Eggs & Spam

Three techmen bring gifts of gold to the profit sleeping in his manger.

Tim Apple donates a golden apple trophy

Jensen Huang donates a golden check 15% of Chinese Nvidia sales, allowing China to buy chips from the US again.

Mark Zuckerberg donates a golden like, because I needed a 3rd person for my analogy and after Trump dumping Musk I had no one. But he's a shitcunt and probably manipulates social media for Trump.