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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

Great! When the time comes, slather the bullet with mayo.

[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I bet he fucking GAGS for Cheeto dust

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

he huffs and snort it, while hotboxing it.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

Well yeah, it's white.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Profoundly weird people.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Why does she look like his sister?

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

The mark of the beast

Surprising...(checks notes)...nobody.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So Elon was just a different form of the mayo?

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if she smears herself with a thick layer of mayo before their sexy times.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

i mean i like mayo well enough, but maybe now i'm an aioli guy

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

That's fucking disgusting.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

Whatever, she's married to him, so that's proof that she's a pig.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Hummus obsoletes mayo. No they're not the same thing. But one is objectively better.

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[–] Ton@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He does have a wife? That's the news here...

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That tracks

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I thought she ran away with Elmo?

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