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Chinese vessels collide while pursuing Philippine boat in South China Sea (i.imgur.com)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Wilshire@lemmy.world to c/crazyfuckingvideos@lemmy.world
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Edit: Uploaded new video with audio

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In a related incident, a collision took place between China Coast Guard (CCG) vessel 3104 and People's Liberation Army Navy (PLA Navy) ship 164, approximately 10.5 nautical miles east of Bajo de Masinloc. The CCG 3104, which was chasing the BRP Suluan at high speed, performed a risky maneuver from the PCG vessel's starboard quarter, leading to the impact with the PLA Navy warship. This resulted in substantial damage to the CCG vessel's forecastle, rendering it unseaworthy.

Following the collision, the PCG immediately offered support, including assistance with man-overboard recovery and medical aid for any injured CCG crew members. Meanwhile, the MRRV 9701 safely escorted the Filipino fishermen to a secure location, where they are now being provided with essential fuel and supplies.

https://coastguard.gov.ph/

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

~~pursuing~~ attacking in Philippines’ own waters, aka invading

[–] krimson@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That looks expensive.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It was made in china so it probably wasn’t expensive.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Ha, imagine a chinesium electroplated plastic boat with fake guns. That'd be a riot.

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Deserved. Fucking morons.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago

The situation is really weird to me, it seems like everything they're doing here is just pointless pseudo-battle fucking around.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.”

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

You mean the north Philippine Sea?

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Lol

[–] PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At some point, someone is going to decide to teach the Chinese navy what the Russians have been learning about the safety and utility of big naval vessels in the new drone-centric meta.

[–] Wahots@pawb.social 22 points 3 months ago

Ukraine and the Philippines would make a great team.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 22 points 3 months ago

Here's some longer footage with alternate angles. Shame they cut the sound right after the collision, I wanted to hear the laughter :(

https://streamable.com/mzcbd5

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Oh no... Anyway. The front fell off.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

They took it out of the environment

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It crumpled, not fell off. Which is actually probably worse. If it's already this weak head-on, I don't want to know what will happen if something rams it from the side lol

[–] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

True, usually the front only falls off if a wave hits it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Time to get out the cheese and start spreading it.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Don’t like body filler?

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 16 points 3 months ago

Bumper cars they are not

[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Gunboat diplomacy in the 21st century. Since Xi Jinping came to power, it's been an endless stream of criminal behaviour by the Chinese state. I miss the time of Hu Jintao.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Smooth move, ex-lax.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

I'd say "get wrecked" but you're way ahead of me there.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

The two guys out on the bow putting a fender out amazes me. On one hand, I admire the work ethic, on the other, what did you think that would accomplish?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago

nelson.gif

[–] magickrock@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Was there a couple of sailors on the front just before it collided putting a fender down? Surely it wouldn't have had a chance of absorbing the impact of something like this? Looking at the images of the aftermath I can't imagine it ended well for them.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

The ship with a crushed nose is a coast guard cutter so the forecastle was probably too small for a person. Probably storage, if it's accessible internally and sailors wouldn't spend time outside on the nose if in high speed pursuit.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Is that what that was? I was wondering the same thing like… I appreciate the effort lads, but uh, time to get the f out of there!

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

We’re not talking about China’s best and brightest here, we’re talking about people dumb enough to invade their neighbors unprovoked.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to hear the audio.

[–] Wilshire@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Mmm... crunchy.

Thank you.

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

That'll buff right out