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// Implement (lemmy.zip)
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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

implemented

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago

So one understood the assignment.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

a logical skeuomorphism, how eccentric

[–] mobotsar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Haha! I had the same thought.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Thank goodness for the JIT and compiler optimizations.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

...would JIT optimizations even help here?

[–] anton@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If those are normal integers, the compiler optimizes that to a simple compare and branch/cmov.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)