Ozzy Osbourne returns... With a vengeance
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2025
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Rename that child Herakles
Sorry about his future wife and kids though
her ankles?

Cobras are venomous, not poisonous.
But the child got sick after biting it! Perhaps it is also poisonous.
Not poisonous, but possibly toxic. Or possibly laden with salmonella.
Cooking it first might have made it safe.
Bitten to DEATH, then survived? He has risen!