this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2025
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[–] Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 5 months ago

Ozzy Osbourne returns... With a vengeance

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Rename that child Herakles

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Sorry about his future wife and kids though

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

her ankles?

[–] hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 months ago
[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cobras are venomous, not poisonous.

[–] aaaa@piefed.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But the child got sick after biting it! Perhaps it is also poisonous.

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Not poisonous, but possibly toxic. Or possibly laden with salmonella.

Cooking it first might have made it safe.

[–] Epp2@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 5 months ago

Bitten to DEATH, then survived? He has risen!