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Conscientious Objector Jailed After Being Outed As PUBG Player (kotaku.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Dasnap@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man I can't wait to get charged with adultery when the court finds out how much porn I watch.

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

If you live in the United States, depending on the state, you might get your wish.

[–] detalferous@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This seems incredibly stupid on its face. Someone please give me context that makes it make sense.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz -1 points 2 years ago

south Korea is a fascist police state that will use stupid excuses to force men to die for the government.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

but a lower court dismissed this partially because he loves playing PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds. (emphasis mine)

I suspect that "partially" is working harder than John Henry in this sentance.