Wizards

Unfortunately I can not directly alter the human mind as it's against the wizard code of ethics :( But I do that on my own and try to do my best to remove ignorance and hate from the minds of people with the power of projecting compassion where possible. If a human is too deep in their own ignorance, then I try to protect others around them to the best of my ability.

What makes a man turn neutral?

Granted, please study this scroll (website): https://www.gapminder.org/

(BEFORE YOU ENTER THAT WEBSITE READ THIS: I know people are incredibly pessimistic about good news on lemmy, but please know that the linked website was created by Hans Rosling (RIP), his family and the foundation they created to carry on his work. Hans Rosling was a swedish physician and an academic who wrote "Factfulness" (that I highly recommend to everyone, even though it was pre-corona pandemic) and who believed in a better world enough to dedicate his life to make it better)

This is an impossible task unfortunately as we haven't been able to find a way to reverse aging with magic despite millenia of dedicated research into magic. You must continue living as an adult/young woman, Lena, or talk to a dark alchemist or a warlock.

Done, but it can't penetrate a specific magical shield (sunscreen) and it's eco friendly so it's a bit slow. Gets faster with time though as the evil people keep doing evil things and unfortunately doesn't discriminate who it zaps :( wear your magishields (sunscreen)!

My staff just said P≠NP

I'm sorry today is all about bending, unbendings only on monday and tuesday between 11:11 - 13:23 :(

Great, you broke my staff. Happy now?!

Wizard school was a scam, just become a sorcerer/ess and save your money.

Granted, please subscribed to these: !cat@lemmy.world !aww@lemmy.ml !illegallysmolcats@lemmy.world !animals@beehaw.org

Granted, but sorry about my terrible staff (hand) writing.

Granted, pick up from any of our distribution locations world wide: https://tammojan.github.io/meteormap/

Granted, you can shapeshift to almost any form, but you should get started with pigeon, cow, a hero, or a pyramid: https://www.yogajournal.com/poses/poses-by-level/beginners-poses

I try to cast spells and curses, but we need unity. For higher powers to regulate them we need to make the high council hear our spells and join our chants (vote in every election).

I cast (my vote) spell in your cause.

Unfortunately the Wizard's Code of Ethics prohibits this due to massive deforestation events that occur when we conjure chocolate :( Magic giveth but magic also sometimes taketh

Buy chocolate from responsible producers!

Granted, you have access to the worlds finest of tunes in the palm of your hands: https://radio.garden/

I can't directly alter humans due to the Wizard Code of Ethics :( but I know of a warlock...

I just finished my wizard school man, I barely know how to conjure a sandwich. But regardless, I will help you with this and contribute to the advancement of human magic (science) towards that goal by concentrating my magic (compute power) towards the advancement and research of that magic study: https://boinc.berkeley.edu/

(NOTICE: I had the above linked project in my bookmarks, I recall there are many projects similar to this one. If you want to contribute, look into "sharing computing power for research" and choose an organization / university you feel the most comfortable with)