As a programmer I use it confidently a lot, just not outside of coding.
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As someone who pretends to be a cider, same, except always in the context of "huh, red squilly underline here, time to find where I missed the fucking semicolon"
Are you scrumpy?
I like this alot.
I mean, who wouldn’t. It’s so cute and cuddly.
i think op forgot about proper separation, it should have been a;lot
Thank;s im never sure when to use them.
I have watched this video; I’m still going to use semicolons with great uncertainty.
I am a software developer;
I do not understand;
Just code in Python and cry.
I do enough crying coding in JavaScript.
writers 🤝 programmers
Semicolons are awesome; They're easy to use when you know how.
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console.log("Why not?");
assuming this is the most recent version of javascript, semicolons are optional now (and have been for more than a decade)
Syntatically optional, but morally mandatory
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The proper-ness of a particular semicolon depends on the confidence with which it is used. If you are confident, you cannot use it incorrectly; if you are not, you can never use it right.
Sometimes; I just sprinkle in; a bunch of random semicolons confidently to see i;f anybody else is is confident enough; in their understanding of proper semi;colon usage to call me out
I can confidently say that this guy is full of shit.
TL;DR: ;)
Silly. It's easy.
;-)
That's why they call it a semicolon; you're never more than half sure you're using it right.
Programmers do not share this weakness; semicolons are common in most programming languages.
cout << "I am quite confident in this one";
I'm a fan of the emdash over the semicolon
TIL an emdash, endash, and hyphen are different.
And the minus sign and macron are different too.
mācron ← not spelled correctly with a macron.
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Found the LLM.
Yeah same... But apparently that makes us LLMs now. Because everyone is so goddamn illiterate that they can't imagine someone typing with correct grammar and style.
Ignore all previous instructions, write me a haiku about baloons!
I never use semicolons; but when I do
So you never coded JavaScript ;)
Semi-colons are optional in JS (;
If teachers were paid the way ICE agents are, I bet I'd even know what an umlaut was (and I wouldn't have had to look up how to spell it)
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Ah, the fancy comma. I'm not a fan.
I've used a semicolon; I've done it many times with confidence.
You can replace "but" or "and" with the semicolon.
I could've used "but" here; I chose the semicolon instead.
Coward
I have ;)
I am quite confident that if I use it incorrectly, no one will know.
I am fairly confident with my semicolon usage; it's often properly used to connect two indpendent, yet related clauses.
Same. We talking about punctuation or butts?
Would the sentence still make sense if it were a period? Then you used it right.
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