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Dr. Oz Tells Americans Who Are Concerned About Medicaid Cuts to Eat Less Cake (truthout.org)

submitted 3 days ago by Pro@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would try cannibalism and eat this man. I think human skin is close enough to pig skin to for us to harvest MAGA bacon.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I can say confidently there isn't a person in this administration I would eat. with the rampant drug use and sex trafficking I don't even want to look at their diseased riddled bodies.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

bobby brainworms is all worms. noem is all plastic, plus blondie and levitt. and oz? does he consume his own snakesoil.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago

Same. We have enough micro plastics in our diet.

[–] natecox@programming.dev 10 points 3 days ago

Marie Antoinette would be proud.

[–] londos@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Everyone should arbitrarily start boycotting Cheesecake Factory based on this. Eat less cake? OK. Let businesses start complaining. Every service cut should be met with additional consumer strikes.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Dr Oz, it sounds like a fairytale.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, and what should we do with the macroparticles of lead that are so prevalent in our bodies?

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Best way to prevent the accumulation of unwanted lead macroparticles is to take a lesson from Han Solo and shoot first.

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