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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

I should give it my code, if they use that for training Grok will never work again.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Cut and paste, what is this 1996?

[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On some platforms if you write @username anywhere then it will act like a tag, or notify the user that you mentioned them, or other similar functionality

[–] DesolateMood@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's referring to

This is what everyone @xAI does.

Which Elon probably (maybe?) meant to be

This is what everyone at @xAI does.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 0 points 1 week ago

I've never seen anyone write in that second way, I've only ever seen people write in that first way

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

The first @ was silent, duh

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Lol... sure you can have my proprietary source code...

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

Hmm.

That's sounds like a lot of extra work to get it in one file.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tempting to try this and diff it. My most complex PowerShell scripts aren't testable as they were company/task specific. Plus, I killed my X account long ago. :(

[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

You're X account... is Aladeen.

: (

:)

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

That explains a lot, actually.

[–] CAWright@infosec.pub 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 6 points 1 week ago

Hello, fellow programmers, how goes the agile today? Amiright?

[–] mcforest@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It would be crazy if something like that could be realized as an IDE plugin for something. But clearly Elon himself only writes code in Notepad.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I dunno if you're joking, but yeah there's IDE plugins that do this. GitHub Copilot grabs context from files in your edit history and you can tell it to edit, refactor, "fix" etc. selections. The more complex actions, the less likely to succeed, though.

[–] thesmokingman@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

I assume this is Poe’s Law in action. Elon historically doesn’t understand shit about tech so the commenter is just highlighting something that’s been GA for other tools for years.

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

Regardless of whether it is truly superior (it isn't, but neither is Cursor, if you think about it), it is actually more tedious to “cut and paste” the “source code file” and then paste back the output.

It is far simpler to just initiate a chat within Cursor, allowing it to identify all the files necessary for context alongside the one being viewed.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

...They don't use it over API?

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

i dont know what source code is, is this a good idea

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Why I’d ever want to offer up my code to this asshat’s company remains a mystery.

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