i dont know what source code is, is this a good idea
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Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?
Führer loop
- Auswitch statement
- V2latile variable
- Goebboolean
- Zyklon C++
- Left shift, Reich shift
- Open and close Parenzer
- Iron Cross-compiler
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if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }
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I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.
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Get popcorn ready
Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.
Enjoy popcorn
My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.
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So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?
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Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?
Knowing how half-assed they've been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.
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