this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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[–] errer@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago

Sounds like they gotta Costanza this problem

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 15 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Shower oranges are your friend

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Take it to the next level with shower tacos.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Shower beers have calories so they count as at least a snack.

[–] thejml@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Liquid bread!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

I feel like Go-Gurts could probably work.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I read that in the clash melody

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 14 hours ago

That makes it much better

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You're tired because you're hungry. Eat, then shower, then you won't feel tired anymore.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Throw food in oven, shower, eat, is my play when I'm short on time.

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Shower soup. Like bottomless soup from the Olive Garden, but at home.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

Lol, yes, I was thinking instant noodles would work too.