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Whitey McCracker

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Wyatt Yankstrash

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.

EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

Kimchi Chong

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

nah first name would probably be Sori

[–] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

User name does not check out.

[–] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world -1 points 5 hours ago

It's not out of fear, it's a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.

Or, you know some other gay shit....

[–] Betinem@feddit.org 3 points 5 hours ago

Righty Racous not Nonbinaerus what a fucky I hate her mindus

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago

Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Wright Devil

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Klaus Schnitzel

Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 55 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Or Amanda Richardson

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 hours ago

literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

A little on the nose like Ron Weasly's dirt.

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[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 11 hours ago

Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Spickus spokus

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 22 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

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[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Mudbob Laqueefastien

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Methany Peckerwood

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Potatrick Tuberman

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 33 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 4 points 7 hours ago

Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.

[–] lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she'd call you in another dumb drunk tweet)

[–] EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 21 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Y'all out here propagating some covert data mining

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[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

Gord Hockeyson

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