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[–] f314@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

All of those images are AI generated. I would love for this to be real, but it is just a joke.

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

So if it wasn't AI generated it would be a serious thing?

[–] genfood@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mean it's obviously a joke, the text alone is wild. 😂

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Me preparing for one of the 3 times a year I actually go on Facebook

[–] daskye@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] genfood@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I see two possibilities here:

  1. A doctor whose gender is male
  2. A doctor who only treats men
[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

It's a typo. He wants to be a Mail Doctor.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Well, a heart doctor isn't a heart that's a doctor. It's a doctor that works on hearts.

[–] greenbit@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually no, we don’t need them. Our wifes force us to visit them to get this weird growth checked out that was actually cancer and we would have died without our wife’s, but we, as males don’t need them.

[–] greenbit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We could go to veterinarians and get the vasectomy there

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I have a friend who is a vet, and she has become my main source of medical knowledge

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This picture is posted daily on here

[–] spunow@lemmy.myserv.one 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need