this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2024
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You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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[–] thouartfrugal@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, there was a glowing red arrow in pursuit.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"It was coming right at me! I thought slamming into a stationary brick wall would throw it off my trail!"

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

"There's no way a van could break that kind of wall doing the speed limit."

"Bet."

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

There's one.

-Cop

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And that concludes my presentation on the dangers of vehicular collision.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The reenactment went swimmingly boss!

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Boy howdy, though! At least they came prepared!

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Y'all spelled "concussion" wrong.