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And I dont mean of we were logically talking about the language etymologically, I mean words that make sense on your brain with a different spelling. Unreasonable stupid spellings.

For me:

  • Colledge for college
  • Occean for ocean
  • Pation for passion

These were mistakes I made as a kid and I get it

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

The "dk" in your title should probably be spelled "do."

Colonel needs an R in it, or to be pronounced co-lo-nel instead of ker-nel.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Perfect post to have a typo in.

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 5 points 11 months ago

Also 'in' your brain, not 'on' it

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

There's an interesting history behind the word colonel. IIRC, the English "coronel" and the French "colonel" used to be used somewhat interchangeably. Eventually, we kept the French spelling but the English pronunciation.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

I just pronounce colonise kernelise for consistency

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Possessive is normally done with an apostrophe. The dog's toy. The apartment's lobby.

But when possessive goes on the pronoun "it"? No apostrophe.

Look out for the monster. Its fangs are sharp.

If you put an apostrophe, that's for "it is".

This bothers me slightly. There's history illinonating why it happened, but I don't like it.

[–] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You mean like his and her?Possessive pronouns don't use apostrophes.

[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I just wish we would consolidate on 5 letter words ending with EL and LE as to what the order should be.

Why is it "table" and "label"? They're basically the same word minus the first letter, but the spellings are different. I hate it.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

I get this. I like it

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 5 points 11 months ago

Subtel?

Cannible?

Baesball?

You are right, it's a mess :)

[–] tal@lemmy.today 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Webster tried to reform English, and was a reason for a number of the American English changes from British English. Some of his changes caught on, like "public" for "publick" or "jail" for "gaol".

But others did not.

I think that some of those ones that didn't catch on would be good candidates.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/53723/26-noah-webster%E2%80%99s-spelling-changes-didn%E2%80%99t-catch

E.g. "Island" to "Iland".

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/noah-websters-spelling-wins-and-fails

Or "is" to "iz".

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Oh thats interesting

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The number of extra "ue" should be proportional to the number of people in the queue. Ex: "Oh no, there's a queue" "Could be worse, could be a queueueue"

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

Lmao I love that

[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I have to look up the spelling of "necessary" every time. Just make is nessessary.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah this one I get too

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It’s English. First it’s needed to make the spelling and sounding uniform.

read read red dread

Tough though through

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Tough thoughts, though thorough throughout.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Red dead redemption

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As a general rule, all 'C's should make a 'Ch' sound and leave 'S' and 'K' the fuck alone.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is that how the c in your username is pronounced?

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's pronounced however you want, baby.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Nah, CH should be tsh, we need a new letter for SH, and maybe C could be the kh sound like in loch

[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 3 points 11 months ago

The word yacht or the way it is pronounced.

[–] Toes@ani.social 3 points 11 months ago

Drop the letter C, and reformat everything to be phonetic.

[–] bananabread@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

There are so many silent letters in English, quite confusing

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago