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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] pmmeyourseedbombs@slrpnk.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

But that's probably what he's going for!

[–] thericofactor@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

More importantly: why does God need glasses and where does he get them?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

The glasses store

[–] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

Specsaviours

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

[–] cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

I always knew those empty frames would end up being cool... ( •_•)>⌐■-■

ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

The volcanos keep things interesting

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its easy. Humans suck. Volcanoes are awesome!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

creates volcanos

neat. this is dope.

checks back a couple days later

ah fuck. A human-infestation again

[–] Tenoteve@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago

Maybe he had a deadline.

could God make a soy so powerful that even He would soyface?

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

sportsmanship.

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The lord works in mysterious ways. We mortals cannot comprehend the depth of his glory.......... lol

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

RNG makes the game more fun.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Get rid of the ones he made murderers

[–] B0rax@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago

No risk, no fun.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago