This list is missing "on my soul", which the illiterate children at my school (who have only ever heard it on snaptok and facegram, and are only poorly parroting it) replace with "oh my SO".
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Sweet fresh words. You da bomb, right list of legit dope slang. Boyah!
On god I have a co-worker named Riz though. Straight bussin’.
And again I am banned.
Every cohort of kids will have their slang and in-jokey vocabulary, a very small part of which will be entered permanently into the lexicon. I'd like to nominate "rizz" as this generation's contribution.
Man, rizz is the new yeet, and both belong on the pedestal of excellent slang.
Im finna yeet rizz into heavy rotation
Gucci is banned? …the gang won’t be pleased.
On da strempf
Dude, what a gnarly bunch of dweebs like, you can't use that language, doy!
That's young by my standards and I'm only 28...
You're old by my standards and I'm already 27...
I recall this meme from a year or so back with a different joke attached.
- literally
No Skibidi Ohio? Has this gone out of fashion?