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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Schizoposting is hilarious. Whenever I try it on lemmy they say “whoa, go to the hospital” or “banned for trolling” or “Координаты обрыва: 38.87584° северной широты, 77.06226° западной долготы”

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One of my favorite hobbies in the early days of reddit was dming people from /r/conspiracy "They know. They're coming. Run."

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

I ended up introducing many over there to the concept of “gang stalking.” Not my proudest moment, but very on brand.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Put the russian text into DeepL translate: "Cliff coordinates: 38.87584° North latitude, 77.06226° West longitude"

[–] ILoveUnions@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Tbh I don't think you needed dpl to see that

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Least schizophrenic anon on 4chan

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Fellow gangstalkers, the TI has cracked the code. Move the plans forward to stage omega. The penguin cannot litter alone tomorrow.

This is how Q worked

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

You know, I just think people should look into schizophrenia. It's nothing like what people think. And what I mean is like throughout history, like what they used to do for people with schizophrenia and versus what they do now. And kind of realizing it's still kind of barbaric, our medical field is absolutely terrible. And then people's perception of schizophrenia. Like, schizophrenic people are not violent people. And what's interesting is that, you know, in our culture, I guess, our culture. People see the devil, but in other cultures, they see something else. You know, because there is no God. It's just magical nonsense. And it made me think that people that go through all that stuff and then there's people out there that just feed them this crazy nonsense about magic and shit. Religion is disgusting. We've really truly still live in the dark ages. Even before the cheeseburger king.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

One of my friends dipped into "emailing his friend's bosses about the conspiracy against him" levels of schizophrenia during the COVID lockdowns and at this point I don't think he's coming back.

Can't help but wonder how many people we alienate from their loved ones because we refuse to take mental health seriously.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

College student on reddit asked why one professor would sometimes sub in for a different guy who looked and dressed the same, and why nobody else noticed the doppelganger.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Twist : the lecturer used his actual twin and OP really was the only one who noticed.