Too late, kid's adopted her.
Kids are like cats, everyone knows that. Once they get you, they got you.
this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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Fact! That's why incels won't date single mom's. They're affraid of getting attached.
No, incels are involuntary celibate. They won't date single moms because single moms won't touch em.
You're thinking of manosphere chuds.
You seem to know this subject better than I do, so I believe you. I've been in a happy relationship for almost 20 years. So this entire phenomenon couldn't be further removed from my reality..
Basically incels are a specific thing, involuntarily celibate, but also what really defines them as incels is their misogyny stemming from a belief that women are to blame for their being celibate and not the fact that they themselves are the issue.
So like I've been celibate for about 4 years now, but I know I'm human trash not women, so I don't believe I'm considered an incel.
Not that you asked lol
Don't sell yourself short! I don't know you, you could be a racoon for all I know, but most people are at least a little trash, which means you're probably just as good as most people. Better, even, based on your willingness to consider your own responsibility for your life.
you could be a racoon for all I know
Shit, they're on to me!
:P
I’ve now tagged you as three raccoons in a trench coat. And honestly I think you’re doing a great job at it.
OP is already living with their partner and making the kid breakfast? and they're worrying about their relationship getting too serious?
They might not be living there, just staying over.
Which is like, tomato tomato, but it's a distinction
If you're dating for a year and a half and you don't know if it's serious, it ain't.
However, if your partner's kid is going giving you a mom/dad day anything, the kid at least is taking it seriously, so you damn well better figure it out fast
So wholesome, then:
But OP here did not give up:
Take the hug, take the win, Mom.
Fake: she's not really the mother (yet)
Gay: the flowers hopefully made her happy