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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does it at least come with the giant hex wrench?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Weirdly enough yes.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

And meatballs.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

Says so on the box

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Your LÖPÄRT TÖNK has been delivered.

[–] DaTingGoBrrr@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Leöpard Tänk maybe. We don't use Ü or Ë

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fixed. I kept the silly spelling though because funny.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Beskjuta means 'to shell' or to fire at something

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Surprise! It's full of drones. Carrying swedish meatballs of course.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Mmmm, spicy swedish meatballs.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Ikea-U

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago

Meme maker shoulda named the box "POLTANKVA".