Live am wh your I amt truth : shittytattoos

[+] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

it's the shadow, it makes it look like it's bulging.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago

It almost looks like he had a tumor tattooed...

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

...the shadow from what? There's no shadow under the chin, so light isn't just from above. We see a bright highlight/glare down the left side of the tattooed area. To the left of the bottom of what appears to be a bulge it's slightly shaded, then the bulge gets bright again, then shadow to the right. It sure looks like it's actually bulging to me.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

The shadow from the bigass bulge on his neck obviously

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's sitting on a couch. The shadow from the lamp on the end table next to the couch, which would be below his shoulder. That is why the front part of his neck is shadowed, because he's leaning away from the camera to give it a good view of his neck, meaning he's leaning away from the light source.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm having a hard time seeing what you're seeing. Even the curve of the shadow at the bottom makes it look bulged.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I agree, its either massively blown up / inflamed from being recently tattooed... or this dude has a goiter?

I don't know, but this dude's neck is not anatomically normal.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Man. I could have used that excuse 30 years ago during my presentation in English class.

[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

The bulge is very dick like.

[–] bungle_in_the_jungle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

He's... Happy to see you?

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

Even if you somehow manage to read ot correctly it would have to be "I am who I amu" (or "amt") 🤦‍♀️

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

What an awful design, poorly executed. I like how it's designed to interact with letters in the first two words but not the third. And it doesn't like like it's straight at all, although I'm sure where it's tattooed has something to do with that. I often think this sub is too judgey but this is truly awful.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Live Am Whore Yiam Truth!

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am who I am't

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If i wathen't then why would i sthay I am't?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

"You will immediately regret your neck tattoo."

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