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[–] moonlight6205@lemm.ee 142 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 207 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 111 points 10 months ago (12 children)

that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 73 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

cleanpenis.fart

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 101 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Um excuse me?

I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We’re trying to promote hygiene here

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 23 points 10 months ago (7 children)

It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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[–] inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 69 points 10 months ago (6 children)
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Goes great on your faceadilla.

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 57 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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[–] hefejefe@lemm.ee 39 points 10 months ago (6 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 64 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

The "Phineas Gage Special" is not 100% effective.

[–] proti@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Goodness me that is unsettling

[–] FippleStone@aussie.zone 15 points 10 months ago

Anime ain't right

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[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

[–] MacStache@sopuli.xyz 17 points 10 months ago

So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 94 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 29 points 10 months ago

God damn dude.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago

*closes legs

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[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago (4 children)

“Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

It would get a few clicks i reckon

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I've sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Please don't do a blinded experiment

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 17 points 10 months ago

Hey, who's been using my avocado scented soap?

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