he took a cheeto to the face
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Please help me out here. I swear to god, he has given that "I asked little X to ____ me" line a second time. The first time was months ago. Am I imagining things?? It's such a weird deja-vu.
The ketamine side effects probably had him fall and/or bump into something.
Yeah, honestly, as much as I want there to be some drama here, he probably did this to himself by accident. The kid punching him story is stupid, fake, gay, dumb, etc. Nobody really believes that shit.
If someone did actually punch him, he would have lost his shit, there would be a much larger fallout.
He's just a drug addict (not a bad thing, lots of beautiful people are, let's not shame), who is abusing others around him as a result of his drug abuse. He probably just hit his head on something while fucked on Special K/E/Adderall/etc.
I think most addicts would disagree with you that being an addict isn't a bad thing.
Most people are drug addicts. Almost everyone I know is addicted to caffeine. Addiction sucks, but being an addict isn't necessarily bad. It's when it starts causing issues in your life or you can't handle yourself properly that it's a problem.
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Hating addicts for being addicts, is a bad thing. They're still people, with full lives, and can be wonderful humans. They may also need help, or they may choose not to get help. The point being, we shouldn't judge people based on whether or not they're an addict.
In the Realm of Hungry Ghosts by Gabor Mate was pivotal in reframing my perspective on addiction and addicts.
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His mind is on the verge of becoming complete mush due to drug abuse isn't it?
He looks and sounds like a druggie that will soon become homeless due to complete disassociation with reality, how can this even happen with personal doctors and clinics, and diets, and cosmetologists and whatever else?
"verge of"
Bro he went off that ledge like 10 years ago
Micheal Jackson had all those things and still OD’d on tranquilizers.
Drugs can be a helluva drug. Also billionaires don’t think that anyone else has the right to tell them “no”.
Also, Musk is notoriously overconfident that he can learn anything better than experts. No doubt in my mind he's decided how much ketamine and other drugs he "needs," and has pliant doctors to agree.
And, billions of dollars to have lackeys find you drugs. And private fucking jets to fly to countries with drugs, and bring you back drugs. And a bestie you bought a Presidency for, to keep the DEA from seeing your plane.
Motive, means, and opportunity.
And most of all, a gargantuan ego that refuses to believe anything bad can happen to them.
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Verge? I think he's been well past that point for a while now.
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The video of him here is pretty suspect too. Sure looks like he's rolling on some shit.
With his head normally so far up his own ass, this is more probable than a physical scuffle.
When is he not?
Don't you think he looks tired?
Nice doctor who reference :D
He puts the cunt in contusion. Works better out loud rather than written though.
"can you imagine, calling him an employee?"
Hey get this, if you're a worker in any industry Trump doesn't respect you.
Which was literally the premise of The Apprentice
Give him more
Kid got tired of being used as a human shield in public.
Musk was also asked about his bruised eye, which he attributed to rough-housing with his five-year-old son.
Not news
The journalist should have seen if he could name the child.
"If you think this is bad, you should see the other guy!" - Drugged up Elon Musk
The kid did what many of us want to do! Good for him!
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Just when you thought he couldn't look any worse...
Worse? I think he looks great with a black eye. He'd look even better with another black eye.
He'd look absolutely gorgeous with a bullet hole in between them.
I'd encourage him to explore this new fashion.
Literally triggered a vomit response for me. I hate every bit of that video. How is this actually happening?
That shiner looks more like someone was sending him a strong message. To be a fly on the wall...