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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 107 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So it turns out that it's just the "Recommended" section, and it's actually the Microsoft flavor of React Native that spits out real ~~Windows~~ (I think C++) code, but still...yeah.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do you mean when you say it spits out real windows code?

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sorry, I think I must have had a small stroke while writing that. I think I meant C++.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

That makes so much more sense lol

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wait, does windows jit compile C++ ??

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You know, I thought I heard it did, but now I can't find any sources so it may just be Winforms or something.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. Use proprietary softwane developed for profit
  2. It's shit

Many such cases

[–] miridius@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. Use FOSS software developed by unpaid volunteers in their free time
  2. They don't have time to finish the functionality or fix the bugs
  3. It's even worse
[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Skill issue. Just buy a jitterbug why don't you

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 42 points 1 month ago

c/programmer_sorrow

[–] who@feddit.org 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would be interesting to see the annual global power consumption from design choices like this.

[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably negligible compared to the bundled AI tools

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I'm convinced a lot of the "AI tools" in general are just the same old tool with data collection tacked onto it. I really hope some of the things I see labeled as "AI" in tech these days are not actually running some model on a GPU somewhere. I pray they aren't at least.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah... that's just bad design

[–] duckCityComplex@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So maybe this explains why Windows takes 20 seconds to find Notepad when I search for it on the Start menu.

Sometimes it's like "Notepad? Never heard of it."

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

Let me search Bing for "notepad," since that's definitely something you want when you're searching the start menu.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

Win+R, notepad, enter. The run command still works...for now.

They sure are destroying that platform at lightning speed.

[–] noctivius@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

deserved tbh

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This YouTube link at the time indicates part of the menu is. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kMJNEFHj8b8&t=276s

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Of so it's the ads that are react native apps. Double gross.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

I don’t have any expertise or taken a look at it but this comment makes it so much worse: https://lemmy.ca/comment/16819736

[–] tijean@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Does this explain why the new native paint and notepad apps are so awful? I find these apps behaving like browser apps instead of a native applications. Also the right click menu sometimes paints/fills in instead of instantly appearing? How about context menus that are misplaced or impossible to read?