Don't even need to wait until he dies. Just pick a yacht.
Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
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That’s not a Viking funeral, that’s just regular Viking.
I'll take it.
I've always wanted to honor my ancestors by going a-viking. Do you get more Odin points for sacrificing a billionaire over a millionaire?
Better get both just to be sure
"... ~~Chuck~~ catapult ..."
Or trebuchet. Either way, super glue a Molotov cocktail into each hand and hurl away.
Nah pack my body and clothes with thermite.

Molotov cocktail, except is just a dead guy called Molotov holding a jerrycan
Hunter S Thompson: Pack me into a cannon at the top of a 150 foot tower and fire my ass into the sky while Tambourine Man plays.
Men doing anything but getting therapy
drug checklist scene from Fear & Loathing intensifies
That’s Mr. Tambourine Man to you, bud.
So, Mr. T.?

Awesome. I'll settle for their Ferrari.
I think people fail to realize the cost difference in sports cars and yachts.
I spent a fair bit on a Porsche but wouldn’t dream of owning some of the monster boats my neighbors haul and those aren’t even yachts.
That just sounds like raising the insurance rates for all the normal people. You need to get the rich guy on the boat to even out the pain
Wait, who said anything about leaving the rich bastard at home?
I'm down, let's fire up the BBQ
someone said bourgeois tenderloin?
I want a viking funeral, but to save expenses, skip the boat. Chuck me into the ocean and fire arrows at me until I sink.