Maybe if you stopped swallowing pills containing rare earth metals.
this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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Nuh huh I am a mistborn I just haven't figured out how to use alomancy yet
I already shit blood 😎
Edit: oh it says choose four lol
Can I choose the type of cancer? ♋️
Sure. Please choose one from the following list:
- rectal cancer
Aw yiss I'm immune to rectal cancer
No rectum?
close. i have a plastic one, and also one in a jar.
Step 1: Have Cancer
Step 2: Start a meth bussiness
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?
I take one of each and find sneaky opportunities to spike my enemies' food.
Well........... I chose the fifth pill 4 times
Ok I want 4x non aggressive skin cancer that will get diagnosed at my next check-up, and then be taken care of by surgery.
Top right. Other ones are just not avoidable.
Edit: oh "choose four" :(
All four, I took those four pills off alcohol abuse.
Bottom right
Does shit blood mean like a period? Sounds like a pretty normal thing for 50% of the population
1 1 1 1 (heavy breathing)
if I choose the first one four times do I become a blackhole?
3 3 3 3