this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (4 children)
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[–] shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 13 points 5 days ago (15 children)
[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You don't get to decide the destination of your teleportation

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[–] AshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 5 days ago (15 children)

The ability to change the probability of events happening

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago (16 children)
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[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 25 points 5 days ago (16 children)

Speed up or slow down time at will

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[–] genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 5 days ago (12 children)

I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.

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[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The ability to choose side effects to other people’s super powers

[–] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You get hit with the same side effect

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[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago (14 children)

When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 24 points 5 days ago (6 children)
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[–] _LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago (17 children)
[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 6 points 4 days ago

You are unable to see a wringly shirt without trying to smooth it out

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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 14 points 5 days ago (8 children)

When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect

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[–] archonet@lemy.lol 19 points 5 days ago (10 children)

being happy

I don't need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.

Alright, fun's over, let the monkey's paw curl.

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[–] NKBTN@feddit.uk 18 points 5 days ago (7 children)

The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.

[–] SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 days ago

you now have tourette's and speak that incantation uncontrolably. the only medication for it is lead-based. lead is otherwise harmless to you.

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago (7 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (8 children)

Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 13 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Everyone who interacts with you immediately forgets who you are or why they are doing what you convince them to do as soon as they stop seeing and hearing you. They will continue to do as you instructed them, but they won't know why. Once it's done, they will continue life as though they've never met you unless you introduce yourself again.

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[–] laserm@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (6 children)
[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

You get to live in the current world.

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