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submitted 9 months ago by zedgeist@lemm.ee to c/me_irl@lemmy.world

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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist. You were a duck, but now you're in "duck hell".

[–] the_q@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A duck wouldn't go to hell though.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 13 points 9 months ago

One of my kids, out of nowhere:

"So I just go to school, work work work, then I'm an adult, work work work, for my whole life?"

Yup. Sorry kiddo.

[–] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wonder about becoming a hermit sometimes. Then, I think about all the other people who are probably crowding the woods with their hermit turf wars.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

I imagine after a while the government that owns most of the uninhabited wilderness would track you down with satellites and drones and evict you too

[–] zout@fedia.io 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Has she not heard of the corkscrew thing?

[–] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't go searching for those images! They're fowl.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Quite unpheasant

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 4 points 9 months ago

Hard reset and try again?