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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Of course it exists. Here is your seductive soup of the night:

soupe à l'oignon

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Friend, imma go ahead and say don't stick your dick in that

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Naming your spoon or fork "dick" is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.

After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

However, "I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta" leads to many questions.

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That's why it's provocative, no one knows what it means.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Fool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Imma go ahead and say don't stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You cannot rush things with an onion soup! It's best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I personally prefer Cary Grant humiliating himself than Eric Idle, but your mileage may vary...

[–] dwemthy@lemdro.id 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about Gene Wilder humiliating himself?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

My favorite would be John Gielgud, but I couldn't find an image.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought my link was Gene Wilder?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh is it? My mistake.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Oh geez, now I can't wait to use this to creep my next waitress out, complete with Groucho eyebrow lifts.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Day-soup! Ah-ah-ah!

[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cheese cream.inside italian vread with wine! Amazing. Just make sure your bathroom is reachable.next day