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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Blessed is the round, and blessed is the cartridge for it holds the round and all of its fury
Blessed is the magazine for receiving the round and holding it close.
Blessed is the barrel, for providing direction and guidance to the round
And most of all, blessed is Kurt Cobain for giving the round purpose, and for receiving all of its love within his body 😌

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

This is my rifle
This is my nun
This is for shooting
This is for fun

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Yes I know, it was a shotty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Apparently the way to make suicide jokes still funny in 2025 is to have had it happen in the 90s and for the person to be famous and queer?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Were they not supposed to be funny normally?

Are we not all on the brink?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Baptizing converts in Jack Danials and performing exorcisms using the US constitution, let's f***ing go

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

farting? ...no it's fishing isn't it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

The Vatican is such a huge scandalous and r@py real estate conglomerate. It's crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out. Goes to show theres still lots of preconceived notions that needs to be addressed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

It’s crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out.

Are you living under a rock?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

My mom is Catholic and called him another diddler lol.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

By the grace of the Omnissiah

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is no hand grenade in the picture, I call bullshit

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The holy hand grenade of Antioch is a Anglican relic you absolute dolt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah - there's actual video evidence of it exploding! Unfortunately that means that it no longer exists, so that would explain why it's absent from the Pope's blessèd gun rack.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[contemplates going on a tangent about the Branch Theory of Anglican identity, decides against it]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So, Anglican theologians like John Keble and John Henry Newman (who later converted to Roman Catholicism) built off of a notion advanced by the 16th Century Anglican Divines that viewed Anglican Christianity as a distinct branch that developed alongside Roman Catholicism and Orthodoxy. Things like the Synod of Whitby are cited as evidence that the Roman church worked hard to bring this distinct form of the church inline with Roman polity and practices (in some views Celtic Christianity is viewed as being part of this wider β€œEnglish” branch of the faith). This resulted in a long-standing tenuous relationship with English Christianity and the Catholicism of continental Europe (reflected in things like the Sarum rite, etc.). So when the Reformation happened, this gave the opportunity for English Christianity to pick up where they left off and live into that distinct mode of being.

Given this, according to branch theory proponents, there would be Anglicans in the 900s. They were just put under the veil of Roman Christianity at the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Ah, the Roman Catholic Church and government. One of the most destructive and violent church governments on the last 2 millinea, now they are still very rapy molesty, but now the world's largest realty corporation that pays zero taxes.

Wait... no, it's still the same as the last 2 millinea, given the roman Catholic Church government's didn't pay taxes and owned a massive amount of stolen and conquered land

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Who are the angles? I didn't vote for them.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This has actually happened many times in history and recently. So this image might be real.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 day ago (4 children)

For those who don’t want to visit Facebook:

The priest is blessing hunting rifles at the beginning of the season so that they will provide food and not harm people.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But humans can be food, and less people means more food for the rest of us, which overall doesn't harm people...

grabs rifle

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I know you’re joking, but humans eating humans is how you get kuru disease. The only safe way to eat a person is to process them into Soylent Green first.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Kuru is just one form of prion disease that was found in one group of people. And from what I remember, it has never been found elsewhere, as it most likely developed as a sub-type of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease(another prion disease)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you don't eat the brain you'll have a much much lower risk (your link suggests about 9x less likely), and if the person you eat wasn't a cannibal then your risk is lower still.

Also worth mentioning that Kuru is a specific disease for natives in Papua new guinea , and it only existed for about 100years and was going away on it's own when the cannibalistic practice was outlawed.

I think the health risks of cannibalism is very exaggerated.

(this is not an endorsement of cannibalism)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Thanks for the cannibalism tips.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I'm just gonna ignore your last sentence

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unless those people are heathens, of course...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Don't be silly. Heathens aren't people. \s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

God: "Ok, fine I guess. You guys are no fun."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I've seen this image pre AI, could still be photoshopped, but not necessarily

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do they deal holy damage now?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
+10 holy damage
+3 critical hit chance
+2 accuracy
-5 damage against atheists
[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How much damage can a human take though?

Based on these stats, going to guess 10-15HP, tops.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Cops once shot an innocent bystander more than 100 times and he didn't die

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Bad news on the religious beliefs of deer.....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Yeah I think many humans worship the deer religion. I hear people say "Deer God..." when they pray.

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