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A place to post memes & images that won't absolutely obliterate your mental health! Memes must not stray into hopelessness and be generally positive or neutral.

I made this with my kid in mind, so that they can have a good, safe place to look at memes, just made to make folks laugh and smile!

Only goofs & silliness. (:

no NSFW. ever.
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swearing is fine, but please don't go overboard.
no sad or depressing content
no politics or politically-motivated content
no outrage content or bait
no AI-generated images. Understandably, some may slip through the cracks, but assume no malicious intent. Are you unsure? Leave it be. Report obvious AI stuff.

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let me in. let mE IIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!! (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

not me when submitting pr

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I deal with traffic and my branch the same way. My blinker and my PR are a warning that I'm going to merge, not a request for permission. It's happening.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Ok, that one is so funny that it might actually work.

So many other bumperstickers/back window stickers are just... totally insane, all the red flags, 'i am an actual menace to society' type shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I hate bumper stickers generally because I don't like people knowing I'm a menace. I think it's a nice surprise when they find out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

One of my coworkers has a "boobies make me happy" sticker with just straight up a pair of tits under it. I mean he's right, but I wouldn't want it on my car

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Somebody, help me, help me please!

[+] [email protected] -10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Should have merged back there with the rest of us... You don't get to skip the line.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Fuck off, zipper merging as the lane ends is the most efficient use of road. We all get there sooner when we zipper merge properly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

With age I’ve really pivoted on when to zipper merge. It used to be”merge early to be polite”, but now I’m firmly in the camp of “If everyone merges at the end, then it is perfectly equitable to everyone.”

It’s the people who merge early who cause the unnecessary disparity. At least, when one lane is ending this is true.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Around here, it’s not a zipper merge, the lane isn’t ending, they go different places. If you wanted to exit the line stared at the top of the hill.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if someone isn't a local and didn't realize the beginning of the exit lane started so far back? What? Just too bad you had your chance? Letting someone in takes two seconds.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If the multiple massive overhead signs didn’t make them realize, they should suck it up and reroute like an adult.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Gotcha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

When done properly.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago

yall jerking eachother over zipper merging when none of you do it correctly. just join where there's room to keep the traffic flowing. you gunning it to the end of the lane to then aggressively start pushing once it starts closing in on you is not zipper merging.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Back where exactly? Back where you shoved yourself into an ever growing backed up line instead of using all of the merge lane as it was intended? Zipper merge at the end of the merging lane, not at the start of it.