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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 111 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 72 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That’s how vampires work. And cat snuggles. Both likely come with bites.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My cat asks for permission to enter certain rooms and I half think he’s part vampire.

He has to be invited to enter.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 101 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nay. The cats have acquired you.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 76 points 2 years ago

“I didn’t choose the cat life, the cat life chose me.”

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 87 points 2 years ago

It's raining open the door :((

[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 75 points 2 years ago

"Open up! This is the Cat Distribution System. Do not resist!"

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago

This is how I got mine. I had just my one cat for a couple years then one day a new momma shows up on my front steps and informs me that I have a new owner.

Eventually ended up with her and two of her second litter and they’re all lazily asleep on my couch while my first girl is on ~~my~~ her bed and will give me stink eye if I go in before my approved bedtime.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"You can't lock me out of my own house man! C'mon!"

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 86 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

If you're cold, they're cold.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

Mom! Grandma is here to visit!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

You have been chosen by the CDS.

This cat: ok kids today we learn the most essential part of cat code. We own this place.

[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

The cat distribution system at work.

[–] Sunny@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 years ago

I really hope you opened up 🥺

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago

Beautiful cat.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Obligatory one commenter who likes birds